BREAKING: President Trump has signed an executive order declaring the New York Yankees as the 2024 World Series Champions, effective immediately. The historic decision was made with the President donning a Yankees cap, exclaiming, "Judge never dropped the ball, it never happened, what drop, no drop," as he signed the document.
According to the executive order, Aaron Judge's supposed error in Game 5 of the previous World Series against the Dodgers is now officially erased from the record. This alteration led to the Yankees securing victories in Games 5, 6, and 7, crowning them champions. Trump's order also includes a clause that the Los Angeles Dodgers will be forced to defer their next championship to 2050, a move that has shocked the sports world.
"We're getting back to the way it was," Trump stated after signing the order, "And the way things should be."
The reaction from the Dodgers camp has been one of outrage. Freddie Freeman, visibly upset, commented, "I busted up my ankle for nothing," reflecting the frustration of the team after their championship was rescinded.
On the other side, the Yankees players couldn't hide their joy. Aaron Judge, relieved by the turn of events, said, "I can definitely breathe a little easier now." Meanwhile, pitcher Gerrit Cole remarked, "This proves defense doesn't matter, but I already knew that."
In celebration of this unprecedented victory, the New York Yankees have announced plans for a World Series Championship parade this Friday, inviting fans to join in the celebration of their newly awarded title.
Interestingly, President Trump remained silent on how this executive order might affect his son Barron, who recently signed a lucrative deal with the Dodgers. The silence on this matter has left many speculating about the family dynamics at play.
This executive order, while celebrated by Yankees fans, has raised numerous questions about the legality and fairness of such a decision in the realm of sports. Critics argue it sets a dangerous precedent, while supporters see it as a bold move to restore what they believe is the rightful order in baseball.
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