Houston Astros Make MLB History by Designating Daikin Park for Assignment

HOUSTON, TX - The Houston Astros have designated their home ballpark, Daikin Park, for assignment, as first reported by Julia Morales of Space City Network. Yes, you read that right—a ballpark has been DFA’d. According to Statfax, this marks the first time in MLB history that a stadium has been designated for assignment, setting a new league record that no one saw coming.

The Astros’ decision comes after years of frustration at home, where the team has struggled to find its footing in recent seasons. Despite their overall success as a franchise, Houston’s home record has been a sore spot, including in the playoffs. Over the past few years, the Astros have failed to replicate their road dominance at Daikin Park, often looking like a shell of themselves in front of their own fans. The 2025 season has been no different—Houston stumbled out of the gate with a 2-4 record in their first homestand, prompting the front office to take drastic action.

“This is about shaking things up,” an Astros spokesperson said. “We’ve tried everything else. New players, new coaches, new strategies. Maybe the ballpark itself is the issue. It’s time for a change.”

The Astros’ players, for their part, seem thrilled with the move. Left fielder Jose Altuve, a franchise cornerstone, couldn’t contain his excitement. “Man, I’ve been waiting for this day! Daikin Park was cool, but it just wasn’t working for us. I’m ready to play somewhere new—let’s get that home magic back!”

Shortstop Jeremy Pena echoed Altuve’s sentiments, adding, “I think this is going to light a fire under us. We’ve got the best fans in the world, and they deserve a ballpark that brings out our best. I’m pumped to see what’s next.”

Slugger Yordong Alvarez, known for his towering home runs, was equally ecstatic. “I don’t care where we play as long as I can keep hitting dongs.”

Astros fans on Twitter were just as hyped about the groundbreaking decision. @paulwallbaby, a well-known Houston supporter, tweeted, “Yessir! Daikin Park been holdin’ us back! Time for a new spot to shine—Astros bout to go off! #ForTheH”

@MattressMack, the legendary Astros superfan and furniture mogul, chimed in with, “This is the best news I’ve heard all year! I’m ready to bet big on the Astros in a new park. Let’s make it happen, boys!”

@michaelschwab13 added, “Never thought I’d see the day a ballpark gets DFA’d, but I’m here for it! Astros making big moves—can’t wait to see what’s next!”

And @annoyingastros, a fan account known for its passionate takes, posted, “Daikin Park, you’re OUTTA HERE! Astros said ‘we don’t play games’ (except we do, in a new stadium soon)! LFG!”

So, what’s next for the Astros? Speculation is already running wild about which ballpark Houston will “call up” to replace Daikin Park. According to several reporters within the Astros organization, including Chanandler Rome, the leading contender is a reimagined version of their former home: “60 Second Minute Maid Park.” The name harkens back to the Astros’ days at Minute Maid Park, which they called home from 2000 to 2024 before the Daikin naming rights deal took effect. A “60-second” rebrand could signal a fresh start while paying homage to the team’s history—a move that might just reignite the Astros’ home-field advantage.

For now, the Astros will play their next homestand at a temporary venue while the front office finalizes their plans. One thing’s for sure: this is uncharted territory for MLB, and all eyes will be on Houston to see how this bold experiment plays out. Will a new ballpark turn the Astros’ home woes around? Or will this go down as one of the most bizarre moves in baseball history? Stay tuned, because we’re just as curious as you are.