Elon Musk Unleashes DOGE Audit on LA Dodgers

LOS ANGELES, CA - In a surprising turn of events, Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) have decided to audit the Los Angeles Dodgers, per The Babylon Bee.

The decision to investigate came after Musk pointed out a significant expenditure by the Dodgers, stating, "They literally spent $13 million on Kirby Yates. We had to investigate."

DOGE, known for being very active recently, especially under the Trump administration, has been auditing key departments within the government. However, the focus on the Dodgers seems to stem from their very busy offseason. The Dodgers have been on a signing spree, bringing in talents like Kirby Yates, Barron Trump, the Miami Marlins, Saquon Barkley, LeBron James, Luka Doncic, TikTok, Tyreek Hill, and Jimmy Butler, among others. This flurry of activity caught the attention of DOGE, prompting the audit.

Elon Musk, known for his direct approach, expressed his skepticism regarding the Dodgers' future post-audit. "I'm not optimistic about the Dodgers surviving this audit," Musk commented, hinting at potential financial mismanagement or questionable decisions in their recent player acquisitions.

Speculation is rife about what could happen next. The audit could reveal financial irregularities or highlight the sustainability of the Dodgers' spending spree. There's a chance that the Dodgers might need to restructure their financial strategies or even face penalties if any wrongdoing is found. On the other hand, if the audit clears the Dodgers, it might set a precedent for how sports teams manage their finances in the future, especially under the scrutiny of government efficiency departments like DOGE.