Bryce Harper Bakes His Own Championship Ring

Philadelphia Phillies' star Bryce Harper has taken his culinary adventures to a whole new level. Over the last couple of days, Harper has been quite the social media chef, sharing videos of his coffee and banana bread tutorials, much to the delight of his fans. However, his latest endeavor has raised some eyebrows, as reported by @stoolbaseball on X earlier today.

Since Harper was on such a roll in his kitchen, he decided to go the extra mile by baking himself an actual ring - something he still does not have after 13 years in the league. Yes, you read that right. Bryce Harper, in his quest for a championship ring, has baked a donut, or rather, a ring-shaped pastry, proudly displaying the Phillies' logo on it. It seems Harper doesn't care if it's a donut - or maybe he hasn't noticed - he just wants a ring so badly, he'll take anything, even if it's food in the shape of a ring.

His wife, Kayla, expressed her concerns over Harper's newfound passion. "I love the fact he wants to help out and cook, but he literally hasn't showered in days," she commented, worried about her husband's hygiene amidst his baking spree. Friends and family members are also worried, whispering about the "special ingredients" Harper might be adding to his recipes, suspecting his intense desire for a ring might be influencing his culinary choices in unusual ways.

Concerned Phillies teammates have chimed in as well. One teammate humorously remarked, "Bryce really thinks a donut is a championship ring now. I'm starting to worry about him." The situation has escalated to the point where Phillies owner John Middleton has taken drastic measures. He has called upon actor Miles Teller, a known best friend of Harper's, to stage an intervention at Harper's home.

BFFs Bryce Harper and Miles Teller in October 2022, when the Phillies didn't win it all.

The situation has even affected team dynamics. Trea Turner, the Phillies' shortstop, is reportedly so freaked out by Harper's recent cooking binge and his disillusionment that he is considering submitting a trade request back to the Washington Nationals. "It's getting weird, man. I didn't sign up for this," Turner was overheard saying.

In the midst of all this, Harper remains unfazed. With a grin, he recently declared, "Now Braves fans got nothing on me." It seems that in the kitchen, as on the field, Harper is determined to come out on top, even if it's with a donut ring.