NEW YORK — In a development somehow both shocking and entirely predictable, the New York Mest were officially eliminated from the 2026 MLB Postseason yesterday — on December 10, 2025 — a full 108 days before Opening Day. MLB historians have already labeled it the earliest playoff elimination in league history, but league officials insist the math “checks out,” citing catastrophic vibes, irreversible roster decisions, and something called “Mesting momentum.” The death blow cam

Tony Ohtani celebrates his 769 ft home run off the scoreboard in North Japan's Game 1 win. CANCUN, MX - This weekend the Cancun Playoffs divisional round was pure chaos, complete with heroic catches, prison breaks, and Pete Alonso defying physics. As the tropical postseason heats up, two teams — the Houston Astros  and North Japan Samurai  — find themselves one win away from sweeping into the Cancun Championship Series, while the Atlanta Braves  and Portland Pickles  jumped o

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The Toronto Blue Jays have secured the services of power-hitting first baseman Pete Alonso, according to multiple sources speaking to FAX...

AJ Minter, known for his electrifying performances with the Atlanta Braves, has signed with the New York Mest. However, in a twist that...

Los Angeles Angels' third baseman Anthony Rendon has thrown a curveball regarding the team's potential interest in free agent first...

In a surprising turn of events, Pete Alonso, the powerhouse first baseman known for his back-to-back Home Run Derby titles, has proposed...

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In what can only be described as the most bizarre decision in baseball since somebody thought it was a good idea to wear stirrups, the...

BREAKING: The New York Mest are acquiring six-time All-Star and two-time MVP Aaron Judge in a blockbuster trade with the Yankees,...