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The Cancun Committee held another emergency meeting this week, and according to sources, several members had to ask for additional ballot space. Between historic losing streaks, franchise sales, retirements, PED suspensions, players being traded to foreign governments, and enough defensive miscues to fill an instructional video titled How Not to Baseball, this may have been the strongest week of Cancun résumés all season. One thing remains certain: winning is temporary. Cancu

The calendar says June. The Cancun committee says business is booming. What began as a simple race toward October paradise has evolved into a full-blown movement. Some organizations are openly embracing the vision. Others are stumbling into contention through injuries, clubhouse drama, defensive disasters, and historically bad baseball. A select few have even discovered that losing games isn't enough anymore — you need style points. This week brought everything from franchise

June baseball is officially here, and the Cancun race has never been tighter. The elite contenders continue separating themselves from the pack, while several former favorites have ruined their Cancun dreams by accidentally playing competent baseball. Others have gone all-in on the mission, embracing losing streaks, bullpen disasters, injuries, organizational chaos, and public humiliation. As always, the formula remains simple: The worse your season, the better your Cancun ch

KENOSHA, WI - Just days after the Chicago Bears announced they’re packing up and heading across the state line to Hammond, Indiana, the Chicago Cubs have dropped the mother of all announcements: they’re formally moving ahead with a massive new domed stadium and mixed-use development in Kenosha, Wisconsin. That’s right. The same franchise that’s called Wrigley Field home since 1916 just voted “yes” on leaving the Friendly Confines behind for a shiny new Cubs Dome up north. Loo