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The Cancun race is tightening. Contenders are separating themselves — not by winning, but by fully committing to the art of losing. Remember: the worse you are, the better your Cancun chances. Stack wins, and you’re headed in the wrong direction. Here’s where things stand after another chaotic week across MLB. Top 10 — Cancun Contenders 1. North Japan Samurai (47–0, NPB) Still perfect. Still inevitable. The defending Cancun champions somehow improved to 47-0, with Tony Ohtani

BRONX - The New York Yankees are making an unprecedented in-season adjustment after second baseman Chazz Jizzums was formally banned from issuing ABS (Automated Ball-Strike) challenges for the remainder of the 2026 season, league sources confirmed early Saturday morning. Jizzums, who opened the year with a staggering 1-for-67 success rate on challenges, had become a nightly subplot across the league—frequently halting games to contest pitches that, more often than not, weren’

The road to October in Cancun is heating up. Every week, we’ll be ranking all 30 MLB teams — plus two certified Cancun powerhouses — based on their likelihood to qualify for the 2026 Cancun Playoffs. Quick reminder: these rankings reward losing. The more you lose, the closer you are to Cancun. Win too much, and you risk falling out of contention entirely. (Unless you’re North Japan. They’re playing a different sport.) Let’s break it down. 1. North Japan Samurai (37–0, NPB) St

LOS ANGELES — The Los Angeles Dodgers are doing what they always do: seeing a problem… and immediately attempting to solve it by acquiring the best possible player available. According to Fax Sports insider Holly Baylor, the Dodgers have “checked in” with the San Diego Padres regarding closer Mason Miller following news that newly acquired All-Star closer Edwin Díaz is expected to miss up to three months after elbow surgery. Early discussions are rumored to center around youn